vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

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freddybenson:

freddybenson:

friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

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rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

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freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

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davidisbeyonce:

They tried to make me go to rehab and i said

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whatsacanada:

I can’t believe yahoo murdered David karp

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all-is-now:

mond0:

i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life

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gallifrey-feels:

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

You are a genius.

but alcohol is free

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